Confirmed Dead

Okay, Now THAT's a Premiere!

• Anyone else think this was the mindf*ck we were expecting in the Season Premiere?

Information Overload

• They found 815! And it's filled with dead people! But they're not really the survivors?
• Four new characters, four new flashbacks, - sensing an - Eli - Stone - moment... [faints]
• Polar Bear in Tunisia? Must - resist - seizures!
• Picture of Ben in leisure suit? My heart momentarily skipped several beats...

Questions That Will Bother Me

• Why does Daniel think that "light scatters strangely" on the island?
• Who is Minkowski?
• Who is Ben's spy?

Strange

• When Miles exorcises the ghost, the picture frames turn from wood to metal... What's up with that?

Wacky Theories That Won't Let Me Sleep

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Theory

Very simply put, the four "rescuers" each represent one of the four horsemen. This is backed up by the

Red Heifer Theory

That suggests that the red cow Frank saw as he came up the hill is symbolic of the Red Heifer that in Judaism is traditionally thought to be a sign of the coming Messiah.

Moment That I'll Remember

• Locke yelling, "What is the monster!" at Ben